About

Built for men who thrive on protein and competition.

Cumomics tells you how much protein is in your cum, and whether that's more or less than everyone else.

The honest version

We all know that protein is good. The more protein the better.

For now, Cumomics ships a simple at-home test that measures the protein content of your essence. No clinic, no lab requisition, no waiting on a referral.

Collect a sample. Get a number. See how your essence stacks up against everyone else on the leaderboard.

Trajectory

Platform trajectory

A working record of where the platform has been and where it is going next.

  1. 2024

    Had the idea

    Someone needs to measure this. Apparently, that someone is us.

  2. 2026

    Made this website

    You're looking at it. The leaderboard is up; the at-home test ships next.

  3. ?

    ?

    Up to you. Get on the leaderboard. Tell us what you want next.