About

Built for men who thrive on protein and competition.

Cumomics tells you how much protein is in your cum, and whether that's more or less than everyone else.

The honest version

We all suspect protein is good. Maybe more is better. Maybe it's not.

For now, Cumomics ships a simple at-home test that measures the protein content of your essence. No clinic, no lab requisition, no waiting on a referral.

Collect a sample. Get a number. See how your essence stacks up against everyone else on the leaderboard.

Trajectory

Platform trajectory

A working record of where the platform has been and where it is going next.

  1. 2023

    The insight

    We identified an unmeasured, universally relevant biomarker hiding in plain sight.

  2. 2024

    Stealth mode

    A year in stealth, de-risking the core measurement before saying a word.

  3. 2025

    Platform validation

    Calibration locked, lot-to-lot reproducibility proven, the CCI standardized.

  4. 2026

    General availability

    At-home test in production; the public cohort goes live.

  5. Beyond

    Full-omics interrogation

    One analyte today. From here we scale to omics-level interrogation of the essence — proteomic, metabolomic, and beyond.