Built for men who thrive on protein and competition.
Cumomics tells you how much protein is in your cum, and whether that's more or less than everyone else.
- Est.
- 2026
- Based in
- San Diego, CA
- Analytes today
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- Numbers to settle it
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We all suspect protein is good.
Maybe more is better. Maybe it's not.
No need to complicate things.
For now, Cumomics ships a simple at-home test that measures the protein content of your essence. No clinic, no lab requisition, no waiting on a referral.
Collect a sample. Get a number. See how your essence stacks up against everyone else on the leaderboard.
The index
About the Cum Capacity Index
A.k.a. the CCI. A proprietary, calibrated index — comparable across samples and across the cohort. Higher ranks higher.
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One photo
Your vial, lit from behind by the lightboard.
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Colour, read
How far the reagent has shifted from brown toward blue.
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Your batch's curve
Every reagent batch is calibrated in the lab, so colour maps to one shared scale.
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One number
Your CCI. Comparable across kits and across the cohort.
Platform trajectory
A working record of where the platform has been and where it is going next.
- 2023
The insight
We spotted a number nobody had ever measured, hiding in plain sight.
- 2024
Stealth mode
A year in stealth, de-risking the core measurement before saying a word.
- 2025
Platform validation
Calibration locked, lot-to-lot reproducibility proven, the CCI standardized.
- 2026
General availability
At-home test in production; the public cohort goes live.
- Beyond
Full-omics interrogation
One analyte today. From here we scale to omics-level interrogation of the essence — proteomic, metabolomic, and beyond.
Next
Enrollment open
Find out where you rank.
Kits are shipping. Order today and put your number on the board this week.