Wear it. Carry it. Let them wonder.
The test kit, accessories, and questionable conversation starters.
Everything you need to measure your protein content at home. Your scan card has a unique QR code — scan it in your browser, snap a photo of the tube, and your score hits the leaderboard. No app required.
Kits are restocking. Join the waitlist and we'll email you when they're available.
Bring the crew.
The more of you there are, the less each kit costs. A single kit is $14.99.
Versus Kit
$20Two kits, one score to settle it. Challenge a rival, break a tie, put a bet to rest — highest number wins. The grown man's rock-paper-scissors.
The Starting Five
$39Five test kits. Round up the group chat, run your own league, or just stock up. Everyone scans, everyone lands on the leaderboard.
Bachelor Party Pack
$69Ten test kits for the whole crew. Crown a champion before the wedding. Compete against other bachelor parties — one winning group every month, rewarded in Cumomics Coins.
Frat Pack
$249Fifty vials for the whole house. Pledge class, chapter-wide bragging rights, or a full-blown tournament — everyone scans, everyone lands on the leaderboard. Bulk pricing for maximum CCI coverage.
Let them ask.
Hover for the fit.
Cumomics Graphic Tee
100% cotton. Cumomics branding on the front. Wear it to the gym. Wear it to brunch. Let them ask.
Cumomics Hat
Added by popular demand — we heard you Conor and Jenna. Black hat, raised embroidered logo.
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