Wear it. Carry it. Let them wonder.
The test kit, accessories, and questionable conversation starters.
At-Home Protein Test Kit
$14.99Everything you need to measure your protein content at home. Your scan card has a unique QR code — scan it in your browser, snap a photo of the tube, and your score hits the leaderboard. No app required.
Versus Kit
$20Two kits, one score to settle it. Challenge a rival, break a tie, put a bet to rest — highest number wins. The grown man's rock-paper-scissors.
The Starting Five
$30Five test kits. Round up the group chat, run your own league, or just stock up. Everyone scans, everyone lands on the leaderboard.
Bachelor Party Pack
$50Ten test kits for the whole crew. Crown a champion before the wedding. Compete against other bachelor parties — one winning group every month, rewarded in Cumomics Coins.
Frat Pack
$100Fifty vials for the whole house. Pledge class, chapter-wide bragging rights, or a full-blown tournament — everyone scans, everyone lands on the leaderboard. Bulk pricing for maximum CCI coverage.
Keep it up. Track your gains.
Subscribe to any pack — monthly or quarterly — and save on every restock. Fresh kits show up on schedule, your CCI keeps climbing, and you hold your leaderboard spot year-round. Choose a subscription option on any pack.
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