What they're saying about us.
Coverage, commentary, and endorsements.
“If you're not tracking your protein output, you're leaving data on the table.
Cumomics is the missing piece of the modern man's group chat.”
In the press
I've tracked every number in my life for years — reps, macros, fantasy points. Cumomics finally gave me a number for the one metric nobody else had the guts to measure. My CCI is 100. Yours isn't.
Finally, a leaderboard worth refreshing at 2 a.m.
We ran the numbers. The CCI formula is technically sound.
AITA for making all eleven groomsmen scan before the rehearsal dinner and reading the leaderboard out loud during my toast? My number was the highest. I stand by it.
Our users have submitted over 4,000 requests to add CCI tracking to the Aura dashboard. We hear you.
The CCI prediction market launched Tuesday. By Thursday it was our third highest volume category behind the presidential election and interest rate decisions.
Please stop contacting us.
Its not funny. Bought the bachelor party pack thinking it would be funny. It was not funny. I scored a 1 in front of eleven of my closest friends. The groom beat me by 60 points. Im not sure if I can bring myself to ever cum again.
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